The Shooting Gallery

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Every once in a while we'll put some tidbits out there about whats going on in the world. Encore Status' version of the news...

The Apprentice
Last week the news broke that Kanye West is trying to become an intern at Louis Vuiton or Raf Simmons. I am sure this is going to spin into something even more ridiculous. Maybe a Mr. West tv show were he interns at Pathmark and has a fight in the checkout line over Goya coupons. Of course Mr. West would be demoted to the back, stocking the freezer. I am sure no one could pass up singing "Memories made in the Coldest Freezer" while Mr West cried a top the frozen peas.


But you cant pick your family
"There is no explanation for this death other than he died from a nose-bleed, consistent with picking his nose. I do not think for a moment he knew what he was doing was going to cause his death.' said Manchester coroner Nigel Meadows about the death of 63-year-old Ian Bothwel.Now I the man supposedly had dementia but come on so much picking that you die. It makes you wonder what else was my mother right about? When she said keeping making that face and your face will stay like that...it may be true as well. Momma Noooooo

Who wants to see that again
Kim Kardashian has mentioned that she can see herself doing Playboy again in the future. I wonder who would buy the magazine when theres a porno out. Video vs Magazine I dont see the debate but maybe Im just putting me out there.

Words of Wisdom
If a dream dies, dream another dream.

- Shoot the Messenger